Category Archives: Humor/Satire

New string = more spin than ever…GUARANTEED!

Guts and Glory Tennis is thrilled to unveil an innovative string product guaranteed to produce more spin than you have ever experienced or 2x your money back! For the past 4.5 years, Dr. Lars Lufferington, a German born chemist and … Continue reading

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Tennis Dingos…Do My Boobs Look Big????

Thanks to Todd Woodbridge everything has changed for Kim Clijsters. Before she takes the court she now asks herself one very important question.  “Does this outfit make my boobs look big?” After racking up a second round win, the congenial … Continue reading

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The “Iron Mike” Turkey Fryer

LOS ANGELES, CA – Just in time for the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays, the highly innovative folks from Ronco, are about to unleash an all out infomercial assault.  Ron Popeil refers to the Iron Mike Turkey Fryer as “the most … Continue reading

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Dishing the dirt…leaked excerpts from Agassi’s new book.(?)

Last week the tennis world was dealt an unexpected surprise as Andre Agassi’s publisher released a disturbing preview of Agassi’s autobiography.  It seems that one of the world’s most beloved players was a frequent user of crystal methamphetamine in the … Continue reading

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Top unreported 2009 US Open stories

The 2009 US Open came to a close yesterday.  Arguably the most dramatic and unpredictable event in tournament history.  The feel good story of Kim Clijsters was nearly eclipsed by the stunning upset of Roger Federer by Juan Martin Del … Continue reading

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USTA warns players against using Twitter – Seriously?

The USTA has spoken. “Thou Shall Not Tweet!”  (Or at least tweet responsibly) What’s the true motivation behind this mandate?  We can only speculate, but speculate we will. 1.  Shot-Spot is jealous.  Not wanting to share the technology spotlight, Shot-Spot … Continue reading

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Guest Editorial: Brooklyn Decker

“Roger Federer is destroying my love life!” I am sure many of your blog readers and tennis fans may not recognize me as the wife of Andy Roddick, but may know me as the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covergirl.  It’s … Continue reading

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