New string = more spin than ever…GUARANTEED!

Guts and Glory Tennis is thrilled to unveil an innovative string product guaranteed to produce more spin than you have ever experienced or 2x your money back!

For the past 4.5 years, Dr. Lars Lufferington, a German born chemist and engineer, has dedicated his life and family fortune to the pursuit and development of what he proudly calls “the greatest spin string in the history tennis.” Three years of rigorous lab testing has conclusively proven this string produces 144.6% more spin than the most spin friendly poly.

The string, named APRILIA SPINMEISTER, is made using a revolutionary process where tiny shards of a velcro-like substance are twisted around the outer coating of the string.  If you have ever seen a string like Gamma Ruff, picture the wrap as strands of velcro and you will have an idea of how this string looks.  In terms of performance, the velcro-like wraps literally grab the ball and spit it back with a rotation unlike any other string to date. The felt of the tennis ball acts exactly like the reverse counterpart of the velcro and can not help but spin like crazy when struck with a spin generating stroke.  Local 4.5 level playtesters have been able to successfully kick serves that explode 9+ feet into the side fence.  Kick serves using this string are literally unreturnable and the ball dances like never before with spins from the baseline.  Seriously, we expect the ITF may outlaw this string because the spin potential  is supernatural.  Until then, we hope you will you and enjoy astonishing your opponents with it!

The manufacturer strongly recommends that this string only be used as a cross string in hybrid with co-poly mains. When used as a full setup with soft hitters drop volleys have literally adhered themselves to the stringbed surface resulting in the loss of a point.  However, this issue does not arise when using in a hybrid setup.

Aprilia Spinmeister is the second string offered from Luf, (pronounced LOOF).  This is the new string product we have been trumpeting since December.  It is exclusively available from Guts and Glory Tennis.  In comes in two gauges, 16 (1.30mm) and 17 (1.25mm).  We will have it available in 40′ sets and 660′ reels.  Introductory pricing will be just $5.90 per set, and $59.90 per reel.  We GUARANTEE with a 200% money-back guarantee that you will get more spin than ever using this new/ingenious technology.  We are accepting pre-orders today.  Just send us an email message stating how much you want to order and we will hold it aside and be in contact with you.  We expect to begin shipping April 5.

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9 Responses to New string = more spin than ever…GUARANTEED!

  1. Boris Becker says:

    ok this sounds like a joke. we all know you like to kid around

  2. Boris Becker says:

    Local 4.5 level playtesters have been able to successfully kick serves that explode 9+ feet into the side fence. Kick serves using this string are literally unreturnable and the ball dances like never before with spins from the baseline. Seriously, we expect the ITF may outlaw this string because the spin potential is supernatural. Until then, we hope you will you and enjoy astonishing your opponents with it!

    lol. yes if this were true it would be banned

  3. elliot says:

    Also Djokovic has been secretly been using this string for 6 months and is quite annoyed that it has been released to the general public and competing pro’s.

  4. Scott Snyder says:

    Its April Fools Day:)

  5. Scott Snyder says:

    Aprilla as in April
    Spin Meister = spinmeister – spin doctor: a public relations person who tries to forestall negative publicity by publicizing a favorable interpretation of the words or actions of a company

  6. Adriel Lepretre says:

    Can it be used as cross with gut mains?

  7. Julian says:

    Great string!!! I’ll take two!!! 🙂 You have a great sense of humor John. God bless you.

  8. Samuka says:

    Hello !

    I’m interested in these strings. Do you send to Brazil?
    Congratulations! Excellent Blog!

    Thanks

  9. Big Rick says:

    I knew it was a joke based on the prices alone.

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