Category Archives: Humor/Satire

New string = more spin than ever…GUARANTEED!

Posted on April 1, 2011 by

Guts and Glory Tennis is thrilled to unveil an innovative string product guaranteed to produce more spin than you have ever experienced or 2x your money back! For the past 4.5 years, Dr. Lars Lufferington, a German born chemist and … Continue reading →

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Tennis Dingos…Do My Boobs Look Big????

Posted on January 21, 2011 by

Thanks to Todd Woodbridge everything has changed for Kim Clijsters. Before she takes the court she now asks herself one very important question.  “Does this outfit make my boobs look big?” After racking up a second round win, the congenial … Continue reading →

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The “Iron Mike” Turkey Fryer

Posted on November 18, 2009 by

LOS ANGELES, CA – Just in time for the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays, the highly innovative folks from Ronco, are about to unleash an all out infomercial assault.  Ron Popeil refers to the Iron Mike Turkey Fryer as “the most … Continue reading →

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Dishing the dirt…leaked excerpts from Agassi’s new book.(?)

Posted on November 4, 2009 by

Last week the tennis world was dealt an unexpected surprise as Andre Agassi’s publisher released a disturbing preview of Agassi’s autobiography.  It seems that one of the world’s most beloved players was a frequent user of crystal methamphetamine in the … Continue reading →

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Top unreported 2009 US Open stories

Posted on September 15, 2009 by

The 2009 US Open came to a close yesterday.  Arguably the most dramatic and unpredictable event in tournament history.  The feel good story of Kim Clijsters was nearly eclipsed by the stunning upset of Roger Federer by Juan Martin Del … Continue reading →

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USTA warns players against using Twitter – Seriously?

Posted on August 29, 2009 by

The USTA has spoken. “Thou Shall Not Tweet!”  (Or at least tweet responsibly) What’s the true motivation behind this mandate?  We can only speculate, but speculate we will. 1.  Shot-Spot is jealous.  Not wanting to share the technology spotlight, Shot-Spot … Continue reading →

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Guest Editorial: Brooklyn Decker

Posted on August 25, 2009 by

“Roger Federer is destroying my love life!” I am sure many of your blog readers and tennis fans may not recognize me as the wife of Andy Roddick, but may know me as the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covergirl.  It’s … Continue reading →

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The Sultry Allure of our German tennis strings. (Warning PG-13 Blog Entry Ahead)

Posted on August 10, 2009 by

Playing with new strings, properly strung, should be a delightful experience for all levels of tennis players.  However, playing with our exclusive offerings from MSV and WeissCANNON takes this to an entirely different level.  In fact, our string offerings are … Continue reading →

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MxD Season – some random thoughts to share.

Posted on May 27, 2009 by

It’s almost here. MxD season is about to begin in Atlanta’s premiere doubles league, ALTA. Many of my like-gender friends do not look forward to MxD, but I do. I may go so far as to say I enjoy it … Continue reading →

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Dear Manny…

Posted on May 11, 2009 by

Dear Manny, Thank you for taking time to visit our blog site. We understand for the next couple of months you will be seeking some sort of diversion until you can return to the diamond. We have a suggestion for … Continue reading →

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First again!

Posted on April 1, 2009 by

Guts and Glory Tennis is thrilled to unveil a new string product that will absolutely revolutionize the entire industry. For the past 5 years, Dr. Lars Lufferington, a Swedish chemist and engineer, has dedicated his life and family fortune to … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Customers???

Posted on December 13, 2008 by

This holiday shopping season has generated some interesting orders for Guts and Glory Tennis. We have filled orders for one known celebrity and suspected others. For grins and giggles we thought we would share a list of our suspected and … Continue reading →

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Rear Ended!

Posted on February 29, 2008 by

My most sincere apologies go out to two of my favorite local stringing customers, David and Marcia, for they would have won our tennis division and the prestigious bag tag but for my butt. In Atlanta we are fortunate to … Continue reading →

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Monica Seles: Dancing Queen

Posted on February 22, 2008 by

Oh Monica…Please, say it isn’t so! I just want to remember you as the brilliant young woman who dominated woman’s tennis and literally changed the sport by blasting two-handed groundies at wicked angles past all comers. You were the first … Continue reading →

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Full Disclosure (Sorry Mom!)

Posted on February 20, 2008 by

The Bud Collins Report is scheduled to come out later this year and it will blow the lid off of steroid use in recreational and league tennis. As I sit here preparing this blog entry, I do so with a … Continue reading →

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